Paisley Family Association

I’ve decided to whip up a batch of Powdermilk Biscuits

(with apologies to Garrison Keillor)

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, they’re tasty and expeditious! They’re made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done.

Sing it with me now:

Has your family tried ’em, Powdermilk! Has your family tried ’em, oh you know you’ve satisfied ’em. They’re a real hot item, Powdermilk!

C’mon, shy persons! Do what needs to be done!